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Saturday, April 14, 2012

The Liquor ‘Lympics

The summer games may be in London, but the Liquor 'Lympics 2012 are in your backyard. Everyone who has pulled one of knows that some form of athletic skill and balance are required to accomplish a keg stand solo. However, did you now that there a people out there who have dedicated Beer Olympics? Well, Beer Me Bro’ has a list of potential games that anyone who calls themselves an athlete should try to conquer. Watch this motivational video to learn how to train like a champ!


Here is a list of Liquor 'Lympics events that you consider:

Case Race: relay race in which you and your partner or team race from one point to another while carrying a case of beer and drinking on beer during your turn.

Which one will lead you to the gold? 

Beer Pong: a classic of the ages, half-full cups of beer are set up like bowling pins. Throw or bounce a ping pong ball into any cup, and your opponent must drink its contents
order your beer pong table here















Shotgun Beers: this event is comparable to the 100 meter dash, you may be the next Usian Bolt of beer


 Survivor Flip Cup: pound the beer, then hit it from the bottom causing the cup to flip and land upside down on the table

Beer Can Toss: similar to the NBA 3-point contest, but the Olympian drains a beer and then shoots the can into a hoop or basket while shooting from an arc.


Drunk  Dodge ball:  mix Gatorade and Vadka to generate “Vaderade”, then everyone plays dodge ball and if your body is hit or you spill your beer, you are out my friend



Battleshots: “the college version of Battleship”, Boom! You sunk my battleshot! Sound effects are not included…


Push it to the Limit: push-up then drink, repeat until exhausted

To enter an epic site with rules and beer games, click here. I want you to visualize yourself on the podium, holding a 40 proudly above your head. Yes, you are the champion.

Join the Beer Me Bro’ FB page  and begin training for the summer games.

Go for the gold, because anything less would be shorting yourself, champ.
-Brandon

2 comments:

  1. Well, this is a humorous post. But you need to focus on your marketing topics.

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